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The next comment will become an author!!!! Even if you're a famous blogger! PLEASE! I just want a new author. P.S., We're having a party on Club Penguin RIGHT THIS MINUTE! We'll party on GRIZZLY, at the COVE, NOW!!!!! Go to be added!!!!!! GO GO GO GOOOOO! You'll meet someone famous!!! Thanks, penguins! ;)